May 12
Chuck Norris fact of the day:
When you're asleep, Chuck Norris is watching you.
Kankuro reached a new low just this morning.
He observed Gaara.
While he was sleeping in his bed.
Like one of those creepers you see on TV.
When Gaara woke up to see Kankuro mere inches away from his face, Kankuro asked him what he was getting for his birthday, which is in three days.
Gaara answered him by raising his hand.
Then he bitch slapped his brother in the face.
It was so loud, the neighbors heard it.
No seriously, the neighbors actually told me they heard a loud slap when they were in their homes just five minutes ago.
Talk about a wakeup call.
Your just woken up author
Temari