June 10
Chuck Norris fact of the day:
When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
I decided to eat a salad for lunch today when me and my brothers went to a small cafe for lunch today.
When I got my salad, I instantly found a spider leg in my meal.
A freaking spider leg.
But, it was much worse for my brothers.
Kankuro found a sleeping rat in his beef ramen.
He also believes that that rat was going to have babies, but I thought it was just fat.
And Gaara . . .
He was not to please to find the rest of the spider in his food.
I had a spider leg. He had the whole spider.
Currently, that cafe is officially shut down.
Lesson learned: Never go to a place called the Pest's Nest.
Gaara and I will never listen to Kankuro's suggestions again.
Your sickened author,
Temari