The Tantalizing Tales of Temari

by SandsnakeQueen

This is Temari's journal. Read it if you dare! (Credit is given to the Kazekage of Suna, whose story "Signed From your Not So Loyal Author" inspired this story!:))

67. Bad Luck with Broken Mirrors

July 5

Chuck Norris fact of the day:

When Chuck Norris looked in the mirror, the mirror shattered . . . no one gets between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

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Have you heard of the legend that if a mirror breaks, you get seven years bad luck?

Well, this morning Kankuro accidently broke his bathroom mirror, thinking he saw a ghost in the reflection.

After he broke the mirror, he slipped on a bar of soap and hit his jaw on the side of his bathtub.

Then he stumbled down the stairs.

Hit his head on the side of the wall.

And then accidently high fived one of Gaara's cacti.

I think the legend is true.

Gaara thinks it's Kankuro's stupidity that's at fault.

Then he walked out the house and into the path of a black cat.

Ten bucks says he will suffer some bad luck himself before he gets home.

Your curious and maybe believing in bad luck author

Temari