July 7
Chuck Norris fact of the day:
Chuck Norris doesn't eat; he just sucks the energy out of food by staring at it.
Here's a question for you dear journal.
Why does Gaara never seem to eat when people are around?
When he eats in private, he wipes the plate clean of food.
When he eats in public, he picks at his food and nibbles at it like he doesn't care about it.
Is he concerned about how people will look at him when he eats?
I have no idea, but I'm worried.
Your worried author
Temari
I have my reasons for not eating in public.
Gaara
I'm not going to answer that.
Temari