As I am running we come across more boars. We stop and start killing them. I look behind me as a boar rams me in the back. I fly a few feet forward and land on my stomach. I roll around as a boar charges at me. I stick my sword out and the blade goes through its mouth.
"Anyone want a shish kebob?" I say out loud and start laughing. The boar disappears.
"NOOOOO! My shish kebob!" I shout out.
My friends look at me. We all start laughing. Then a boar hits me in the crotch.
"Holy shit. Finally I can get hit in the balls and it doesn't terribly hurt." I say out loud.