July 26
Chuck Norris fact of the day
Chuck Norris can build a water dam . . . In the Sahara Desert!
The fan girls did it again.
They've stolen Kankuro's Crow and Sasori puppets.
You know how? Simple, while one girl distracted Kankuro by flirting with him, a few other girls swiped his other puppets right off his back.
And then the girl that was flirting with him kneed him in the balls.
And he calls himself a ninja!
I'm still on guard 24/7, making sure no fan girls come after my fan.
If one fan girl even comes near my precious battle fan, I'll make sure they clean out every dirty public bathroom stall in Suna!
This I swear!
Your protective of their fan author,
Temari
Hi! Miranda here, with a great opportunity for you readers. It's going to be a little contest. August 23 is Temari's birthday and I want you to send me suggestions for what kind of gifts Gaara and Kankuro should get for their sister. Best ideas will be used in the birthday entry of "The Tantalizing Tales of Temari"! Good luck!