August 3
Chuck Norris fact of the day
Jacob and Edward both wear Team Chuck Norris t-shirts.
They did it . . .
Those fucking fan girls did it.
They got my fan.
Do you know how they got my fan?
Kankuro took it from me while I was sleeping.
I sealed it in a scroll and hit it in my underwear drawer since I figured no one would ever go looking for it there.
But last night, Kankuro snuck into my room and took the scroll so that he can use it for a trade chip to get his puppets back.
Matsuri was the one who told me this, but by the time I figured out where he was, he already left for Konoha.
He's safe for now, but when he returns, I will give him a first class trip to the morgue.
Your pissed off author,
Temari
Temari, calm down, you are overreacting.
Gaara
I'm not overreacting!
Kankuro's going to pay and you will too!
Why?
For not controlling your fan girls and for invading the privacy of my journal once again.
THAT'S WHY?
. . . It must be that time of month for you isn't it?
WHAT WAS THAT YOU REDHEADED PANDA LOOKING SLEEP DEPRIVED BASTARD?
. . . .
I . . . thought . . . so.
A/N: Contest is still going on strong. August 23rd is Temari's b-day. Send in suggestions for what Kankuro and Gaara should get for their sister. Best suggestions will be used for the birthday entry! XD