Life Of A Superstar 3: SmackDown Vs. RAW 2, Pt. 4

Chapter 3: Misterrrr... MARK HENRY!

Voicemail from Kennedy

"Howdy, chump! Mr. Kennedy here, as if I need an introduction. Just calling to say that word on the street is Teddy Long made a match for us tonight on SmackDown. Look, I got no problem with you, but it seems like Teddy's doing you some sort of favor by putting you in the ring with a legend-in-the-making like myself. I guess he owns you a favor or something? Anyway, I know you're gonna go out there and do your thing and I'm gonna go out there and do my thing. Just stay out of my way until the bell rings. Try not to embarrass yourself, and maybe I'll go easy on you after that. Ciao, fella!"

Mr. Kennedy stepped into the ring...

"And the opponent who has no chance whatsoever of victory here tonight. He hails from some inbred village of mentally deficient hicks, born from parents who happen to be first cousins...

Chris rushed to the ring, having enough of Mr. Kennedy's insults.

"He perpetually struggles with personal hygiene issues..."

Chris punched him and a fight broke out. Kennedy ended up running scared. A week later, Mark Henry comes to the ring with Mr. Kennedy, apparently to protect him?

"Now making his way to the ring, the latest victim of the World's Strongest Man, Mark Henry! A man who deserves everything he's about to get tonight. A Superstar who, as it turns out, isn't much of a star at all. I give you, what's his name?"

Henry stepped in front of Chris to protect Kennedy and the match began. Chris never faced Mark Henry before, so careful tactics are the key to the fight. If you allow Henry to get close, chances are you're gonna get flattened like a buttermilk pancake come Saturday morning. And just when Chris gained somewhat of an advantage, Mr. Kennedy attacks him, giving Henry the go ahead with the assault. He grabbed the ring bell, but the referee tried to take it from him, only to get whacked for his trouble. Henry had Chris in a Full Nelson, allowing Kennedy to smash the bell on his head, knocking him out cold.

"That's my boy," said Henry. "You understand? You mess with him, you're messing with me!"

"Now do you see? Now do you see what happens when you disrespect me? Now do you realize that you're insignificant next to Misterrr Kennedy! Kennedy!"

Voicemail from Teddy

"I hope you recovered from Ken Kennedy's attack last week, and I know you probably want a piece of him, but I'm not sending you out there without some backup, because I don't want you taking any chances with neck and throat injuries. So tonight, you and your partner are going to team up against Kennedy and Mark Henry in a tag team match. Go get em', playa, and good luck."

"Ladies and gentlemen, take a good look at these men making their way to the ring," said Kennedy referring to Chris and his partner Matt Hardy. "Because this will be the last time you'll see them in one piece. One of them is too stubborn to quit, and the other is too stupid to mind his own business. Either way, they're about to get an education from Misterrrrrrr... Kennedy! Kennedy!"

During the match, Matt and Henry were fighting outside of the ring. Kennedy tried to get Henry back in the ring before he got whacked with the same ring bell from last week.

"You like that, Kennedy? Huh?" Chris lashed at him. "Answer me! Oh, what's that? You can't? Believe me, I know exactly how you feel!"

Kennedy and Henry are in the ring with a table behind them. After last week, Kennedy seemed to be in bad shape.

"I've got this, Ken. I'll do it."

"(Weakly) Give me the damn mic. Last week, I was a victim of an assault. Well, let me tell you, the man who did this is going to pay tonight."

"That's right! He's gonna pay! Mark Henry's gonna..."

Ken snatched the mic away from Henry.

"Nobody does that to me! Nobody does that to Misterrr..."

"Mister Henryyyyy..."

"Look, you idiot! Just stand there and be quiet like a neanderthal you are. When it's time for you to do something, I'll tell you!"

Kennedy punched Henry in the face. This angered the World's Strongest Man and put Ken through the table. Chris fought Henry in a Tables match but made quick work on him.

One week later

Voicemail from Teddy

"What's up, playa? Looks like we got some crazy stuff going on here tonight. Listen, during your Tables match, Ken Kennedy came into my office and told me that he wants you and Henry this Sunday at Armageddon. Sounds like a money match to me and I'm sure your feelings won't be hurt if you get another chance to put your hands on him, so I'm gonna make it happen. You feel me? Holla!"

Armageddon

Chris fought both Henry and Ken in a Triple Threat match, bu Chris saw both men attacking each other, leaving him to size them up and go for the kill. As soon as Kennedy lands his Green Bay Plunge from the turnbuckle, he speared Ken and pinned Henry 1,2,3. Chris stood on against both men, but insult him in any way, shape or form, will be the biggest and last mistake you make!