August 18
Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .
I am Chuck Norris, and I approve this roundhouse kick.
When I got home today, I found out that Gaara locked himself in his room to avoid me at all costs.
So . . . I put a little prank into action.
I took up all the plastic wrap we had in the kitchen and put it all in front of Gaara's door like an invisible wall.
When I called him for dinner, Gaara made me promised to not kill him for his involvement with the fannapping.
I promised him as long as he told me where my fan was.
It was a deal.
He opened his door and walked straight into a wall of plastic wrap.
I couldn't help but laugh.
And I caught it all on camera.
He's still wrapped in the wrap as I write.
Trust me, this is only the beginning.
Your scheming author,
Temari