August 25
Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .
Chuck Norris' cowboy hat is just his hair styled that way.
Party's over! Bact to business!
Today, I confronted Gaara and Kankuro.
I asked them why they took my fan in the first place.
Gaara said it looked dirty so he wanted to get it clean for my birthday, just to be nice.
Kankuro said he did it to get his puppets back and also did it for kicks.
I kicked Kankuro in the jaw.
I gave Gaara a hug . . .
. . . and then literally kicked his ass.
No one takes my fan . . . EVER!
My fan is held by me and me alone.
Your fan clingy author,
Temari