Life Of A Superstar 3: SmackDown Vs. RAW 2, Pt. 4

Bonus 1: Chivalry

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm talking to one of the four Superstars who will be competing in a Fatal 4-Way match at No Way Out for the right to challenge the World Heavyweight Champion at WrestleMania, said Micheal Cole interviewing Chris Jones. "And tonight, all four contenders will be in the ring for Tag tam action. You will be facing Matt Hardy and Bobby Lashley and your partner will be..."

"Leave me alone! I mean it, Randy. I don't want anything to do with you!"

"Jillian, you get your ass back here now!" Randy yelled at Jillian Hall. "Don't you run away from me!" Randy looks at both Triple H and Cole. "What are you jerks looking at? Mind your own damn business!"

"...your partner will be Randy Orton," Cole finished.

Well, that was awkward to say the least. Anyway, Chris teamed with Orton, even though he had no idea what was going on between him and Jillian. Regardless...

After the match backstage...

"No, Randy!"

"Come on, Jillian. What the hell is your problem?"

"My problem? You are the problem, Randy. Now get lost!"

Randy grabbed her arm as she was walking away, about to slap her until Lashley stopped him.

"Hey! Is that how you treat a lady?"

"What the "lady" wants is between the "lady" and me, Lashley, so I suggest you keep walking."

Randy shoved Lashley, which resulted in a big hook to the face, courtesy of Lashley.

"You, me, in the ring, tonight! Come on, Jillian."

Meanwhile, Chris took on Matt Hardy in a great encounter between speed and offense. A week later, Chris, Matt, Melina and Michelle were talking in Teddy Long's office.

"Teddy, you've got to do something about Jillian," said Melina. "Randy Orton won't leave her alone. She's an emotional wreck."

"I wish I could do something, baby girl," said Teddy. "But unless Jillian says something incriminating about Orton, I can't act on that."

"But Teddy," Matt began. "Everyone is this room knows that Orton took him out." He is referring to Lashley probably after his match with Orton.

"It sure looks that way, playa. But if Jillian doesn't claim that Orton is lying about being with her when Lashley was attacked, I can't touch it. Lashley thinks Orton did it, too. The problem is, he didn't actually see anything."

"So we're just going to let him get away with it?" Chris asked.

"Oh, he ain't getting with it, Chris. Now I may not be able to fine, suspend or even fire him, I can however put him in a match tonight, a Handicap match with the two of you. Maybe that will teach him a lesson."

Chris and Matt fist bump.

"I'll talk to Jillian," said Melina. "Maybe I'll try to open her up and admit what Orton's up to."

"Sounds good to me," Teddy agreed. "He ain't getting with this, believe that!"

Chris and Matt teamed up and took on Orton and had the time of their lives.

Voicemail from Matt

"Chris, it's Matt. Hopefully we beat some sense into Randy Orton's thick skull out there tonight. Listen, I'm gonna take Jillian home, just in case Orton decides to take out his frustration on her. I'll be there to make sure that never happens, so don't worry about it. Call me if anything comes up. I'll see you next week. V1 out."

A week later, baxkstage...

"Matt!" Chris was searching for Matt, only to find him out cold. He found Jillian panicking.

"He went that way," she said. Chris went on his way, unknowing that Jillian planned to ambush him with a lead pipe, until Melina caught her in the act and tackled her. Chris may have found the true culprit behind Lashley's attack. Melina slapped Jillian so hard she got off the culprit and allowed her to run away.

"I think Teddy Long should know about this."

"I'm guessing she's the one who assaulted Lashley," Chris said.

Voicemail from Teddy

"Chris, it's Theodore Long. So, it looks like "sweet, innocent" Jillian Hall was helping Randy Orton all along by taking out his opponents for No Way Out. Matt Hardy's going to be okay, but he won't be able to compete this Sunday. It looks like you and Orton are the only ones left from the original four, so I'll tell you what, since Melina and Jillian have had theirs hands in all this already, I'm changing your No Way Out match into a Mixed tag match to determine if you or Orton will be the #1 contender at WrestleMania. And so tonight, I've scheduled a Singles match between you and Orton and a Single match featuring Melina and Jillian. That'll put some butts in the seats!"

Chris went ahead to take care of Orton in his match while Melina handled Jillian in a Divas match. No Way Out would be definitely different from when a Fatal 4-way was originally planned.

No Way Out

Chris and Melina settled their scores against Orton and Jillian. At first, Jillian seemed she was escaping from Orton, and Lashley's attack, followed by Matt's, all committed by Jillian to help Randy get into the main event at WrestleMania, but Chris foiled his plans yet again and Jillian got the bitter end of the beatdown by Melina. I guess "Chivalry" is not quite dead, only decomposed...