September 16
Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .
Chuck Norris taught the Dos Equis guy all he knows.
Kankuro tried to teach Gaara how to make it with the ladies today.
He told him all these tips on how to flirt with girls and how to score a date with them.
He even used himself as an experiment.
He walked up to this girl that lived across the street all cool like to ask her on a date as Gaara watched.
She instantly responded by slapping him in the face.
Gaara further concluded that he wasn't going to take any of Kankuro's advice.
He told me that if he wanted to get a date with a girl, he would just walk up to her, introduce himself, and ask if she wanted to go on a date with him. He told me that whoever he asked will most likely say yes.
Considering the fact that practically every teenage girl in Suna has a crush on him, I think that's possible.
Your amazed author,
Temari