September 29
Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .
Chuck Norris can kill two birds with no stone.
Suna is suffering through a chicken shortage.
I repeat; Suna is suffering through a chicken shortage.
People have been eating way too much chicken faster than we can get them imported into the village.
Restaurants and stores have to raise prices because of the lack of poultry.
Kankuro and I don't mind it, except for when it comes to eggs.
But Gaara's grouchy because with the chicken shortage, there is practically no gizzard to be served.
He's been in a bad mood for a few days now.
He gave Kankuro a sand wedgie for no good reason.
And then he flooded all my hair products with sand.
I don't know if he's pranking us, are just pissed there is no gizzard.
Oh . . . I so hope this chicken shortage will be over.
Your hoping author,
Temari