October 18,
Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up.
Eight days ago was Naruto's birthday.
My brothers and I decided to team up for his gift.
We got him a year supply of ramen and a hat similar to the ones the Kages wear, in orange, with the kanji for 'Future Hokage' drawn on the front.
I think both gifts will suit him just fine without complaints.
Kankuro also wanted to include a puppet into the gift package.
Gaara asked him why.
Kankuro wanted to include the puppet as a birthday prank; as soon as Naruto touched the small doll, he would instantly be blasted in the face with purple paint.
We said no.
Kankuro then left the room defeated and sulking like a baby.
Kankuro . . . you lose . . . again.
From you winning author,
Temari