October 19
Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .
Chuck Norris can actually understand a woman's mind.
I walked into the living room today to find Gaara and Kankuro quietly talking with each other on the couch.
They never noticed me, and I got so curious . . . . I decided to sneak up and hide behind the couch as they talked.
Here's how the conversation went . . .
"So that's it huh Kankuro?"
"Yep . . . keep this knowledge in mind the next time you meet a mood girl. PMSing is a killer Gaara."
"No wonder Temari gets all moody at times. And I thought it was because I always hide her monthly letters from Shikamaru from her." "You hide her Shika letters."
"Did I say hide? I mean burn. Thank Kami Temari never had the sense to throw away the incinerator."
Okay . . . I'll admit. The incinerator was a fail on my part, but Gaara sealed his fate when he said burned letters from Shikamaru that was meant for me.
I didn't get a single one dammit!
Gaara, this means war. And Kankuro . . .
You are an idiot!
Your seething author,
Temari