November 1
Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .
If you tell any bank in the world that Chuck Norris is your uncle, they will give you free money.
Phase 1 of my 'Get Gaara Back' plan has already been put into action.
I took all of his reserve cash from its hiding place in one of Gaara's novelty cookie jars and spent it all on cookies. . .
And then I gave all the cookies away to Gaara's fan girls . . .
I told them that they were from Gaara himself and that whoever spotted him first was going to get a kiss on the lips from him himself.
He was running for miles.
And he thinks Kankuro is to blame.
Don't ask how I was able to pin the blame on him.
He deserves it just for being a confused idiot.
Plus, I finally got a lock on this journal.
Now no one can read my secrets.
BWAHAHAHAHAH!
Your sneaky author,
Temari