November 5
Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair, just flames.
Phase 2 of my 'Get Gaara Back' plan has been put into action.
I kidnapped, well, I bear-napped, Gaara's old teddy bear he has had since he was a little boy and replaced it with another bear that was an exact replica of the original.
Why you may ask?
Well the fake bear contained an explosive tag within its fur. . .
NO! I WASN'T GOING TO BLOW UP MY BROTHER!
What kind of sister do you think I am?
The explosive tag was a low level one, so when it was activated, the bear would only combust into flames just by someone touching it.
Unfortunately, Kankuro touched it before Gaara could, but it happened right in front of Gaara's face.
You should have seen the look on his face. It was to die for!
Now Gaara thinks that Kankuro's cursed and that everything he touches will combust into the flames.
As for his original teddy bear, I'm going to keep it nice and safe with my stuffed bear collection.
Yes, I have a stuffed bear collection. It's right next to my stuffed weasel collection.
Sue me.
Your bear napping author,
Temari