November 10
Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .
Chuck Norris once killed 20 men by just saying 'bang'.
Unrelated post: Kankuro is going to try speed dating in order to find himself a girlfriend.
We'll see how this plays out.
Now . . . back to our regularly scheduled journal entry.
I snuck into Gaara's room last night while he was completely asleep.
He's a very heavy sleeper, so he never woke up when I dragged him toward his bathroom . . .
And dyed his hair . . .
Jet black
I figured since there are so many articles in the Suna newspapers and magazines discussing whether Gaara would look good with black hair or not . . .
I took the liberty to do an experiment to test the theory myself.
When Gaara walked into the kitchen this morning, this was what Kankuro said:
"HOLY SHIT, I KNEW GAARA WAS A GOTHIC EMO KID AT HEART. HE'S FINALLY SHOWN HIS TRUE DARK COLORS . . . Would you like some nail polish and black clothing to complete the look?"
Yes, he yelled for most of that piece of dialogue.
And yes, Gaara bitch-slapped him right across his face.
And yes, he sent me a dirty look before leaving the room, which gives me the hint that he knows that I dyed his hair.
Brother, you hide my Shika letters, I dye your hair.
An eye for an eye.
Your continuously plotting author,
Temari