The Tantalizing Tales of Temari

by SandsnakeQueen

This is Temari's journal. Read it if you dare! (Credit is given to the Kazekage of Suna, whose story "Signed From your Not So Loyal Author" inspired this story!:))

99. Soccer Ball

November 24

Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .

When Chuck Norris plays soccer, the goalkeeper is the ball.

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I got plunked by a soccer ball by the park this morning.

In the head.

And I had no idea who kicked it at first.

But I still had the ball.

And I sensed chakra residue coming from it.

Can you guess whose chakra was on that soccer ball?

No . . . it wasn't Kankuro.

Unfortunately.

And no . . . it wasn't Gaara's.

Unfortunately.

It was Matsuri.

I don't know why, but she said she did it because she felt like it at first.

Turns out she did it on Gaara's request.

Gaara, I'm coming for you.

So in a way, it is Gaara's fault.

Your pissed author,

Temari