November 30

Chuck Norris fact of the day . . . .

Tapeworms give food to Chuck Norris.


Worms have infested Gaara's cacti.

He went out earlier today to our backyard and found at least half of his cacti infested with worms.

He's mot to happy about it.

So he solved his problem.

By using Kankuro's dirty laundry to stink out the worms.

You would not believe how fast those worms moved.

It was massive.

Those worms went back into the ground faster than Kankuro could apply face paint.

But the damage was already done.

The cacti damaged by the worms looked like Swiss cheese.

Gaara's still pissed.

But me?

I just gained a new love for sand worms.

Your worm liking author,

Temari