December 7
Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .
Chuck Norris IS the paranormal activity.
Kankuro is scared of ghosts.
He watched this horror movie marathon throughout the night and now he's petrified by ghosts.
So . . . Gaara used this to his advantage.
He covered himself in a white bed sheet and walked over to Kankuro as he was working on his puppets.
Kankuro just laughed and waved Gaara off.
But Gaara didn't move.
So . . . Kankuro got irritated and took off Gaara's bed sheet.
But Gaara wasn't even under it.
Kankuro was so freaked out that he ran out of the village and halfway into the dessert by himself.
He still hasn't come back yet.
Seriously though . . . he should have figured that with his sand, Gaara just used it to transport himself out of the sheet and over to a new location without Kankuro noticing,
Is Kankuro really that much of an idiot?
Wait a sec . . . why am I even asking this question?
Your ghostly author,
Temari