December 21

Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .


You can't see Chuck Norris because light is too slow for him.

Guess what!

I beat Gaara.

He fell asleep before me.

You know why?

For some reason, as soon as Shikamaru let out a yawn during breakfast this morning, Gaara let out a yawn soon afterward.

He had this very sleepy expression on his face and then . . . BOOM!

Gaara face planted into his porridge.

I thought he fainted or something . . .

Till I lifted his head up by his hair to see that he was actually snoring.

I didn't expect Gaara to be a snorer, but he has this nice low snore that's barely audible . . .

CRAP I'M GUSHING OVER MY BROTHER'S SNORING!

What's wrong with me?

Anyway . . . as soon as I won, I too face planted into my porridge, fully asleep.

Kankuro took a photo of us afterward.

It's kind of a cute photo to tell you the truth.

Gaara's currently sleep, but I have a feeling that once he wakes up, Shikamaru will be his number one target.

Beware Shikamaru

Your winning and fearful author,

Temari


BTW, The poll on my profile page still stands.