December 23
Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .
Green card applied for Chuck Norris.
Gaara has yet to come after Shikamaru for his yawning, so there is still hope for him yet.
Anyway, Kankuro has started to call me and Shikamaru the 'Pineapples'.
He says it's because Shikmaru's head looks like a pineapple, while my pigtails make it look like I have four baby pineapples on my head.
Do you know how we got him back for that?
We threw pineapples at him.
Well . . . I threw the pineapples while Shikamaru took a nap.
Yes . . . Shikamaru is quite a lazy ass.
But he's a smart lazy ass.
And throwing pineapples at Kankuro is a childish thing to do.
But seriously?
He deserved it.
By the way, don't ask how I got the pineapples in the first place.
It's a secret.
Your pineapple throwing author,
Temari