December 25
Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .
Santa Claus doesn't watch you sleep, but Chuck Norris does.
"He sees you when you're sleeping; he knows when you're awake. He knows when you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sake"
Weirdest lines you could ever find in a Christmas song.
How does Santa know when you're sleeping and when you're awake?
How does he know when you're bad or good?
Does he have little mini ninjas that go around the world to check up on people?
Does he have some universal surveillance system?
How are eight reindeer able to carry him around in the sky on a sleigh filled with toys?
Okay it's officially . . .
Santa is an all seeing ninja whose specialty is defying physics.
There's no other option.
BTW, do you realize how paranoid I get during Christmas?
I don't know why?
I just am.
Your paranoid over Christmas author,
Temari
Miranda here! Just wanted to wish all my readers a very merry Christmas! And I hope you all enjoyed the Santa Claus themed chapter. Also, there is still the poll on my profile page for you to check out. Currently, the Sand Siblings as demons is number one, followed by vampires and witches/warlocks. Get to voting, because the poll is going to close soon. Thank you XD