December 27

Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .

Chuck Norris does not break dance, he breaks dancers.


There was this article in the newspaper that was describing the kinds of dances that would fit me and my brothers.

My first thought to this was: Doesn't the newspapers have something better to report on . . . like . . . I don't know . . . ACTUAL NEWS?

Anyway . . . I read the article just for kicks.

For me, they said that I'm like ballet because I can be very technical and I'm highly proficient in one I do.

For Kankuro, they say he's like the Jitterbug.

I have no idea how they made that connection.

And for Gaara, they said he was like the tango because they both give off a mysterious and sexy vibe.

But wait . . . doesn't it take two tango?

Your ballet like author,

Temari