December 29
Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .
Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with barbed wire.
Man-made sharp objects:
Knives, barbed wire, fake fingernails when they are pointy.
Naturally sharp objects:
Porcupines, pineapples, and cacti.
Damn . . . you . . . cacti.
I went to bed last night and as soon as I put my head on my pillow, I felt like I was stabbed by mini needles.
I ended up fishing out a piece of cacti from my pillow cover.
Hmm . . . I wonder who could have left it.
Your really pissed author,
Temari