January 19,
Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .
It is our deep and abiding fear of Chuck Norris that compels us to write these facts.
It's finally Gaara's birthday today!
The state birthday was officially boring like I predicted.
The old people . . . the diplomats . . . it was boring as hell.
But the birthday I planned for Gaara was exactly the opposite.
There was fun.
There were games.
And there was a fangirl that snuck into the party!
Yes . . . a fangirl managed to sneak into Gaara's birthday party.
And the security never knew . . . We all were taken off guard.
Can you guess how the girl managed to get in past the security?
She hid in the cake . . .
She hid in the freaking birthday cake.
Trust me . . . it was a big cake . . . I ordered one that was very big with multiple levels because a few of the guests are very big eeaters. (COUGH-Choji, Naruto-COUGH)
As soon as Gaara went in to cut his cake, the girl just popped out of the cake and gave him a big fat cake filled hug.
She was then promptly taken away by security before she could do anymore damage.
Everyone laughed . . . especially Kankuro, who laughed the hardest.
Gaara got so pissed at Kankuro's laughter that he chucked a piece of cake right at Kankuro's face.
It hit Naruto instead, who was standing behind Kankuro.
Naruto threw a piece of cake back, but it hit Kiba instead.
Then everything broke down into one epic cake fight.
Another memory for the photo album I suppose.
Here's to another birthday . . .
Your cake covered author,
Temari