January 25
Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .
Chuck Norris rolled a dice and scored a 7.
It has come to my attention that some of the elders have started gambling.
They're gambling has gone way out of hand.
They are betting and losing their stuff to each other practically every day.
It's gotten worse for some of the members of the council.
One lost their home.
Another lost a prized family scroll.
And one lost his council robes.
You know how we found out he lost his council robes.
He came to the council meeting today without wearing them.
And apparently, he only wears his underwear under his robes.
Yes . . . the council member came in just his underwear.
Gaara sent him out of the room immediately.
The good news, the council member keeps himself fit.
Bad news: way too many liver spots.
Your disgusted author,
Temari