January 28
Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .
Chuck Norris caught the Road Runner!
There have been a large amount of birds migrating to Suna these past few days.
Probably to escape the cold weather their original homes are currently experiencing.
Or . . . They like Suna and the desert in general for some weird reason.
There's a reason I mentioned this in today's entry.
More birds mean more bird poop.
I've been deflecting bird poop by simply carrying an old umbrella around with me.
Gaara's been deflecting it by using his sand to transport himself around. (Why can't I do that with wind?)
And Kankuro?
He's borrowing Gaara'a Kazekage hat to protect himself.
No . . . he did not get Gaara's permission to wear the hat.
And no . . . Kankuro has no plans in washing the hat after he's done with it.
Gaara will not be pleased.
As long as they're keeping me out of this . . . I'm fine with it.
I'm neutral . . . like Switzerland.
Your neutral like Switzerland author,
Temari