January 29

Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .

Chuck Norris can cough and sneeze at the same time.


Remember my bird poo entry from yesterday . . .

. . . Well today's entry . . . it's kind of a continuation of yesterday's entry.

Why you may ask?

The hint is in the Chuck Norris fact above.

To put it simply, the birds not only brought their poo to Suna . . .

They brought the bird flu with them.

At least a quarter of the villagers have fallen ill.

Kankuro was one of them.

Turns out the birds thought the Kazekage hat looked like one giant bird seed.

You do the math.

Those birds were on Kankuro like crazy . . . all of them wanting the hat.

They were on like Donkey Kong.

Yes . . . I njust made that reference.

Just imagine if it was Gaara in Kankuro's position.

Oh . . . that's one for the birds.

Your avoiding bird flu author,

Temari