February 1

Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .

What if Chuck Norris was standing right behind you?


I don't know why . . . but I feel like I'm being stalked.

I don't know why . . . but I have this urge to look behind my shoulder for like every five minutes.

I feel like I'm being creepily watched.

Maybe I have my very own crazy stalker watching my ass?

I usually get a lot of these this close around Valentine's Day.

That reminds me . . . Valentine's Day is 13 days away.

I wonder what Shika's going to get me . . .

Anyway . . . I've felt like I'm being watched for the past two days and I seriously have no idea why.

What, or who, could it be?

Your wondering author

Temari


You . . . your very own crazy stalker . . . please.

Kankuro


At least I'm worth stalking.

Temari

Ooh . . . burn. If you need help in getting rid of your stalker Temari, I can give you some tips.

Gaara


Both of you . . . out of my journal!

Temari

P.S. I need a new lock.