February 8
Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .
Chuck Norris invented turtle milk.
Kankuro got himself a pet turtle today.
But . . . it wasn't an ordinary turtle.
It was a snapping turtle.
It won't snap at you as long as you pet it though.
The thing is . . .
Gaara never figured that out.
Not one bit.
So when he reached down to pet it . . .
Well . . . let's just say he got a real big booboo on his pointer finger.
Yeah . . . that turtle actually managed to bite through Gaara's sand shield.
It's a scary turtle indeed.
Kankuro's going to keep it though.
He says he's going to use it as a bodyguard.
After what happened with Gaara, I think he's going to need it.
Your observing author,
Temari