LEMMY interviews BOSHI
By Dave Phaneuf
Lemmy: Hi everyone! Time for another one of my Interviews. The interviewee is Boshi. Hi Boshi!
Boshi: Hi Lemmy.
Roy: BOO!
Lemmy: You're supposed to do that at the end of the Interview.
Roy: Like I'm gonna listen to you. BOO!
Lemmy: *sigh* On with the questions.
Boshi: Go Luigi!
Lemmy: Huh?
Boshi: Look in the back there.
(We see Mario and Luigi fighting at the back of the studio.)
Mario: I'm gonna hurt you for ruining my favorite pasta!
Luigi: I'm gonna get you for always being the hero!
Mario: AHHH!
Luigi: AHHH!
(Mario and Luigi start fighting.)
Mario: I'm gonna get you!
Luigi: Not if I get you first!
Lemmy: Roy! Will you please dispose of them?
Roy: No way! Three reasons, I don't want to get caught in the middle of it, I don't listen to you. and well... I just don't wanna. BOO!
Lemmy: Um... King Dad?
Bowser: I'll handle it.
(Bowser takes Mario and Luigi outside.)
Lemmy: Now Boshi.
Boshi: Yes.
Lemmy: On with the-
Bowser: (from outside) SHUT UP WILL YA?!
(We hear two big conks on the head from outside, then Bowser comes back in. We then hear a lot of moaning from outside.)
Bowser: That oughta slow 'em down for a month.
(Bowser takes his seat.)
Lemmy: Can I go on with the questions now?
Audience: Yes.
Single Person in the Audience: No.
Lemmy: Whoever said no, I don't care.
Single Person in the Audience: *grumble*
Lemmy: Now Boshi, first question. What games are you in?
Boshi: Super Mario RPG and... that's it.
Lemmy: Would you like to be in another game?
Boshi: Yeah! It would be fun if I were in the next Mario Kart game for GameCube.
Lemmy: What about us?
Boshi: Anyone would be great except Morton. Nintendo would have trouble thinking of a short statement for him to say whenever he has an accident.
Morton: No they wouldn't!
(Morton get's hit by a Red Shell and goes flying.)
Morton: Ow! that hurts! Help! Whaaa! The pain! The...
Lemmy: Riiight... How does it feel to be beaten by Yoshi in Super Mario RPG?
Boshi: I STILL can't believe it.
Lemmy: Neither can I. Questions from the audience. You two near the studio entrance.
Mario: Can someone take me to the hospital?
Luigi: Me too.
Lemmy: Hold on!
(Lemmy calls the ambulance. They show up in a flash.)
Doctor: There's the patient!
(The doctor grabs Wario.)
Wario: Hey! Let me go! There's nothing wrong with me!
Doctor: A purple nose is not normal. And we heard you have a gas problem.
Wario: My nose is always purple, which is normal! AND I DON'T HAVE A GAS PROBLEM!
Doctor: Don't worry. You'll be fine in no time!
(The doctor leaves with Wario.)
Mario: Hey!
Luigi: What about us?!
Lemmy: You look fine to me.
Mario and Luigi: Riiight...
Mario: Peach! A little help...
Peach: Sure. I was getting bored anyway.
(Peach carries Mario away.)
Luigi: Can I have a hand Daisy?
Daisy: Yeah. I'm getting sick of seeing Bowser stare at me.
Bowser: Wait! Don't go!
(Daisy leaves with Luigi.)
Bowser: Aww...
Lemmy: Next question. You in seat 22.
Dumb Goomba: Why are you blue?
Boshi: Man! What a dumb question! I was born this way!
Dumb Goomba: My questions aren't dumb!
Boshi: That's what you think!
Lemmy: Next question. You in seat 54.
Roy: BOO!
Lemmy: I'll ignore that. Next question. You in seat 576.
Iggy: Do other Yoshi's beat you?
Boshi: Sometimes when I'm out of breath. But that is very rare.
Lemmy: Next question. You in seat 66.
Roy: BOO!
Lemmy: *sigh* Next question. You in seat 78.
Smithy: Were you working for me in Mario RPG?
Boshi: Not really. I was just an extra part of the game.
Smithy: Aww...
Lemmy: Next question. You in seat 100.
Roy: BOO!
Lemmy: Roy! Stop changing seats!
Roy: NO! BOO!
Lemmy: This is getting on my nerves. Next question. You in seat 11.
Toad: What was nintendo thinking?! Putting you in a game.
Boshi: I don't know. But I'm glad it was that.
Lemmy: Next question. You in seat 911.
Roy: BOO!
Lemmy: That's it! Dave! You're the author! Make someone beat Roy up!
Dave Phaneuf: No way! I'm not getting him mad at me like I did last time!
Lemmy: Why not?!
Dave Phaneuf: I got the beating of my life the last time I was in his Sports Hall!
Lemmy: So?
Dave Phaneuf: If you keep this up I'm gonna do something to you!
Lemmy: Ok ok. No need to get nasty here.
Dave Phaneuf: Did I say it was gonna be nasty?
Lemmy: Uh... no.
Boshi: Can we get this going? I'm gonna be late for a race!
Lemmy: One more question. You in seat 56.
Ludwig: Who's your race opponent?
Boshi: Come to Yo'ster Isle and you'll find out.
Lemmy: Well that's it. Let's end this with a bang.
Bob-omb in the audience: Ok.
Lemmy: NO! I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WA-
BOOM!
(Everyone is sent flying.)
Lemmy: (while flying) END TRANSMISSION!
Disclaimer: I don't own these entries. They belong to their respective owners. Mario is owned by Nintendo.