February 17
Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .
Chuck Norris scares his shadow.
Kankuro watched another horror movie today.
This time it was about deadly shadows.
So . . . I wanted to use his sudden fear of shadows to my advantage.
And I even wanted to bring Shika into the mix. . .
. . . But then I realized that Kankuro's shadow fear is so bad that he is afraid . . .
. . . Not of his own shadow . . .
But of eye shadow . . .
Seriously . . . eye shadow.
Yeah . . . the makeup girls wear eye shadow.
That's why he keeps running away from Gaara today.
Because he thinks Gaara's insomnia rings are eye shadow.
You know what . . . I'll just wear some smoky eye shadow and just walk into Kankuro's room and scare him just for kicks.
That'll brighten up my day.
Your eye shadow wearing author,
Temari