KYONI interviews GLOOMTAIL

By Kyoni Yoshi

Kyoni: 'Sup people?! Are you all ready for Kyoni's interview Show?!

(Cricket chirp.)

Kyoni: Tough crowd. Now, where are the Crazee Dayzees?

Lakijoe: The Crazees Dayzees are being hospitalized. Unfortunate poodle accident, apparently.

Kyoni: Well isn't that great?! Who am I supposed to interview now?

Lakijoe: Don't worry, I got someone else.

(Loud stomping is heard. Gloomtail appears and tears off the roof.)

Kyoni: Ah! You invited over something that eats meat?!

Lakijoe: Sure, why not?

Gloomtail: Mmm... I haven't had a Yoshi in, well, ever!

Kyoni: *gulp*

Gloomtail: Can I lick you?

Kyoni: I'm just going to pretend you didn't ask me that and get on with the Interview... So, why did you stay at the Palace of Shadow?

Gloomtail: It's pretty obvious the Shadow Queen liked me better. Just look at me, I'm gorgeous!

Kyoni: Yeah, well...

Gloomtail: Say it!

Kyoni: Um, you're beautiful?

(Gloomtail blushes.)

Kyoni: (whispering to Lakijoe) Ok, this guy isn't scary, he's just plain weird.

Lakijoe: I told you there was nothing to worry about!

Audience: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Kyoni: Ahh! You ate the audience?

Gloomtail: Well sure. That's what dragons do, eat people.

Kyoni: Uh... Ok, next question... Why didn't you eat the audience when Mario fought you?

Gloomtail: I wasn't hungry back then. All I could think about was avenging my poor little sister. *sniff*

Kyoni: There, there.

(Kyoni pats Gloomtail on the back.)

Kyoni: So, Mario didn't kill you, huh?

Gloomtail: Nope. I just fell unconscious. If you went back to my room, my feet were still kicking.

Kyoni: I see. So, where did you come from?

Gloomtail: We were ordinary lizards at first, but the Shadow Queen turned us all big and strong. Now we also have big teeth to munch on people.

Kyoni: Right... So, Gloomtail, do you care for the environment?

Gloomtail: Not really. Look.

(Gloomtail eats a plant.)

Kyoni: Oh no! You ate Jim! You monster! Spit him out right now!

Gloomtail: Make me.

(Kyoni brings out his fishing pole and fishes Jim out, along with the 400 hundred audience members he ate. Everyone's all smelly and covered with drool.)

Kyoni: Eew.

(Kyoni puts everyone in their corresponding seats and places Jim next to him.)

Kyoni: There, there. The ugly dragon isn't going to eat you again.

Gloomtail: Ugly dragon?! UGLY DRAGON?!

(Gloomtail is enraged. His eyes turn a blazing red. Gloomtail then swallows Kyoni whole.)

Kyoni: Well, isn't this super?

(A Dry Bones is sitting next to Kyoni.)

Kyoni: Who are you?

Dry Bones: Gloomtail's fifth grade lunch.

Kyoni: I've gotta get out of here!

(Kyoni tickles Gloomtail's belly, making him spit him out.)

Kyoni: It's a good thing you don't chew your food... Well, let's wrap this up with one last question!

Gloomtail: Yeah?

Kyoni: Get out of here!

Gloomtail: That wasn't a question.

Kyoni: Who cares?!

(Gloomtail is mad again. He eats the entire building.)

Dry Bones: Back so soon?

Kyoni: Shut up...

End Transmission.

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