February 22

Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .

In the game of Monopoly, Chuck Norris ALWAYS gets Boardwalk.

Gaara is so annoying when it comes to board games.

Every time Kankuro and I play a board game with Gaara, he always puts his token/game piece on the finish box.

You know why?

Because he says he's the Kazekage, he's always the winner, and therefore always is first.

Sometimes, he uses his Third Eye technique to spy on mine and Kankuro's playing cards.

And sometimes he tries to bribe Kankuro with food so he can gain an advantage.

He's so shifty during board games.

Just imagine if he was just as shifty in his politics.

Hmm . . . I must closely monitor him if that's the case.

Who knows what he'll do?

Your suspicious author,

Temari