March 21
Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .
Chuck Norris can eat liquids.
I won the scare wars!
I finally got Gaara!
Can you guess how I did it?
No . . . I did not threaten to destroy his cookie collection.
No . . . I did not threaten him with fan girls.
I used his natural enemy.
Water
I fixed myself up some water balloons . . . .
. . . . Came up behind Gaara . . .
. . . Said "Sweet dreams Krueger! . . .
. . . And then practically murdered him figuratively with the assistance of my plastic spheres of aquatic evil.
Yeah . . . I just wrote that.
Anyway . . . Gaara conceded to defeat after about the fortieth water balloon.
Chucky . . . I've done you justice!
Your victorious author,
Temari