March 29
Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .
Chuck Norris' black belt is a designer brand.
A counterfeit ring was recently stopped by a few jonin yesterday.
The counterfeit ring main product was plushies of me, Kankuro, and Gaara.
Seriously . . . people were buying fake stuffed toys of me and my brothers.
I didn't even know there were OFFICIAL toys of me and my brothers!
I wonder who started it.
I wonder how I can earn money from this.
Even better thought: There are actually people out there in the village that wants a Kankuro plushie?
I understand why people, ahem . . . fan girls, would want a Gaara plushie.
And I'm kinda honored that there are Temari plushies out there.
But seriously . . . Kankuro?
I'll never get my fellow countrymen.
Your baffled author,
Temari