April 11
Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .
Chuck Norris has the cats tongue.
Kankuro is officially 'The Catmother'.
He decided to eat a tuna sandwich today and after that, he took a walk through the village.
When he came back, a line of at least 20 cats were following after him, all of them apparently attracted to his tuna fish breath.
He wants to train them and turn them into his 'Little Kitty Army'.
Well . . . at least my cat will have some playmates to keep her company.
The bad news is that we're going to have but a lot of litter boxes for the little critters.
Gaara's keeping a fair distance away from them . . .
. . . And no . . . he's not going to let us use his sand for the litter box. It would have saved so much money.
Now that I think about it, there's something bugging me. . .
Where the hell is my cat?
Your misplacing author,
Temari