April 27

Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .

Only Chuck Norris knows every Chuck Norris fact.

Turns out Kankuro took all the clocks.

He's using them to create a puppet that will somehow be able to rip a hole in the time-space continuum.

Yes, I repeat.

He's creating a puppet that will somehow rip a hole in the time-space continuum.

Will this work?

I highly doubt it.

You unbelieving author,

Temari