May 18

Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .

If I'm here and you're there, Chuck Norris is everywhere.


Kankuro had decided to improve his taijutsu today.

And he has asked me to help him out . . .

Did I say to his request?

Of course I did.

Who would pass up a chance to beat the crap out of their brother?

Anyway . . . we're going to start first thing tomorrow morning.

We couldn't start today because Kankuro burned his hands while working the stove in order to make bacon.

To put it simply: He forgot to use a pan,

. . . And he didn't use a spatula, fork, or chopsticks to flip the bacon.

Yep, yep . . . who knows how much progress we'll make?

Your taijutsu teaching teacher,

Temari