The Tantalizing Tales of Temari

by SandsnakeQueen

This is Temari's journal. Read it if you dare! (Credit is given to the Kazekage of Suna, whose story "Signed From your Not So Loyal Author" inspired this story!:))

148. Wolf in the Kitchen

May 24

Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .

Chuck Norris Dances with Wolves.

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What would you do if you found a gray wolf in your kitchen?

Would you scream?

Would you stay stuck in place, paralyzed by just the sight of it?

Or would you feed it and make it your pet?

I did the third option.

But it turns out it's a very well trained wolf.

In other words, someone trained it.

In other words, someone is responsible for it.

In other words, I have to bring it back to the person responsible for it.

But first, I must scare Kankuro with it.

He is going to piss his pants.

Hmm . . . I better bring a camera with me, just in case.

Your looking for an owner author,

Temari