May 30
Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .
The weakness of Chuck Norris is, he doesn't have a weakness.
Temari's not writing in this journal today.
I'm me . . . Gaara.
I have decoded to kidnap her journal and keep it to myself until Temari finally gets rid of that wolf.
It's been driving me nuts these past few days. . .
. . . Especially when it comes to stealing my cookies.
He always finds my secret stashes.
That wolf is becoming more annoying than Kankuro.
And that's saying something . . .
I'll be happy to give her back her journal . . .
Once she gets rid of the wolf.
Until then journal, expect a different author writing on your pages.
Oh great, I'm talking to an inanimate object.
Your irritated author,
Gaara