Chapter 14

Emmett groaned in anger when a small high pitched voice sounded at his door, one of which I recognized. It was the voice of his sister, Alice; the one that I had met that one night a while ago.

"She has good timing, doesn't she?" I laughed breathlessly.

Emmett met my gaze with a frustrated glare and growled deeply in his chest. I giggled and when he buried his face in the crook of my neck and nibbled the skin there, I broke out in hysterical laughter. He pulled back again, his eyes heated with a high level of unsated lust.

He pressed his lips to mine and growled deep in his throat again. When he pulled away, he smiled at me menacingly. "Just be aware, we will continue where we left off later." He whispered into my ear.

I shivered at the serious tone in his voice. But you know what? I was looking forward to it, big time.

Emmett got off of me quicker than I could fathom, and held a hand out to me. I took it and smiled up at him as he pulled me up with little effort.

"Emmett! I know you're in there, open this damn door before I freeze my poor feet off! I'm cold dammit. Please open the door, Emmett!" wailed Alice as she pounded on the door.

I scoffed at him in disbelief as he turned back to the stove and started working on breakfast once again. I swatted at his butt, causing him to laugh.

"You are unbelievable. That's your sister and you're not even going to let her into the freakin house, when it's cold outside. Geez, meanie." I laughed.

He chuckled darkly and said, "She interrupted me when I was getting something very important done. She should've called… so I could've told her not to come until tomorrow."

I flushed and glared at him over my shoulder as I walked to the door to let his sister inside from the cold.

I placed my hand on the door handle and pulled the door open, gasping when the cold air hit me. I jumped back behind the door to block the oncoming wind and snow that flew into the house. Alice squealed in delight and ran into the house, slamming the door shut behind her as she did so.

She was all bundled up from head to toe, complete with heavy gloves, boots, a hat, and a thick scarf wrapped around her neck.

She turned to me with a smile on her face, her face flushed from the cold. "Thank you Rosalie! You're a life saver. I thought I would freeze me feet off it was so cold!" she smiled gratefully.

I nodded and smiled back at her. "No prob. At least I let you in; your brother wasn't going to." I said, nodding at Emmett over my shoulder.

He scoffed behind me. "That's because I better things to do than let my little sister into my house. Go away Alice, you're trespassing." He joked.

She gave him a foe look of hurt and then laughed. "Emmett, you always have better things to do than to let me in. But Jasper, and Edward are allowed in whenever they knock." She said.

"I actually like them." He said.

"Dick."

"Flat chest."

"Uh! Dick face!"

"Flat chest."

"Ass wipe!"

"Flat chest."

"Bastard!"

"Flat chest."

"Stupid shit eater dick face!"

"Flat chest."

"Small balls."

Emmett, who stayed totally calm through this whole name calling argument, turned and glared at her through slitted eyes.

Alice smiled in triumph and then elbowed at me, gesturing at him. "Go on Rosalie, tell him how small his balls are." She laughed.

I looked back in forth between them, and side stepped away from her. "Uhhh… I'd rather not, leave me out of this name calling fest." I laughed half heartedly.

"Aweee….Why! Its sooo much fun making fun of men's manhoods, they get all insecure and try to defend themselves; even though they know what we women say."

"Yeah, you think that; Flat chest." Emmett snapped.

"Small balls!" she laughed back.

"Flat chest!"

"SMALL BALLS!" Alice screamed.

"FLAT CHEST!" Emmett screamed back.

I burst out laughing, so hard that I fell to my knees onto the floor.

"Ahahahaha! You guys are freaking hilarious. Do you know how brother-sister you sound right now? This is great, where's my video camera?" I laughed.

"Humph, you wouldn't think it's funny if someone in your own family made fun of your cup size. Flat chest Rosy!" Alice laughed.

"Ha! You wish, Alice. She's got more than two cup sizes on you!" Emmett roared with laughter.

I flushed a little, but laughed when Alice's bottom lip popped out and she took a stance a spoiled child would do when they didn't get their way.

"Sorry, Alice, but it's the complete and total truth. I should know, I've seen them."

Alice's jaw dropped, so did mine. "Emmett!" I yelled in disbelief.

"Yeah, Emmett, EWWWW!" she squealed, dancing in a small circle while waving her hands up and down. "TMI! TMI! WAYYYY TMI! Way too much info bro, more than I cared to know." She said.

"Yeah, I told you I would get you back for the time you told me how your first time with Jasper went. I did not need to know anything about my sister sleeping with my best friend. But I got you back just as bad."

"Yeahhh….not really. I described the sex with complete and utter detail. All you said is that you saw Rosalie's boobs. That's not really gross, but just the picture…icky." She said with a shudder.

"Gee, thanks, Alice. I love you too." I said in a dry voice.

She giggled a school girl giggle and threw her arms around me in a hug. "Oh, you know I'm kidding. I wuv you Rosy! And you know it's true!" she giggled.

"Why are you here?" Emmett asked in a sigh.

"What! Can't I just come visit my new friend and my brother?" she asked.

"No." he said simply.

"Well, tough shits. I can do what I want, dick face."

"Flat-"

"Don't you say it!" she warned.

"-chest." Emmett said with a smug smile on his face.

Alice glared at him in anger, she raised a finger and spoke in a really fake scary voice and said, "I'll get you one day, Emmett Cullen. Mark my words…one day." Then she burst out laughing.

"You are so retarded." Emmett said.

"But yet, you all love me, because my retardness and total spazzness, is totally mine and mine alone. I am one of a kind." She said bowing and wagging her eyebrows.

"Thank god for that. Mom would rip her hair out before giving birth to another one of you." Emmett said.

"Least I was easy to push out." Alice said.

"That's only because I made the way easy for you." He said.

"Are you guys twins?" I asked.

"Actually, we're triplets." Alice laughed.

"Sadly, I was born first, then Edward, then this little annoying thing." He said, pointing to Alice.

"You're triplets!" I asked in astonishment.

"Yep." Emmett and Alice said in unison.

"But none of you look alike." I said.

"Well, that's a good thing. I'm glad I don't look like a pixie, or a stalker like Edward." Emmett quaffed.

Alice looked at Emmett in disbelief and smacked him on the arm. "He is not a stalker. You're such a dick. You're the meat head of us three, and you know it." She said.

"Yeah, yeah, sure. Just remember who was the highest in the graduating class." Emmett said.

"Umm, let's see, that would be… I don't know, Edward?" she said.

"Pft, liar. Now go away flat chest. I'm making breakfast for my woman. Tell mom and dad I'll call them later." Emmett said, waving a hand at her.

"Humph, well, just so you know…mom and dad want you and Rosalie to come to dinner tonight. They want every one of us there. They said that if any one of us isn't there, they're going to bring the dinner to our houses." Alice warned.

"Just what I need." Emmett sighed.

Alice giggled. "See you tonight, bro. Bye-bye Rosy. Wuv you guys, make sure you don't eat anything for dinner. Mom and dad are making a lot of food!" she said, and then she was gone. She closed the door behind her and shuffled out into the snow.

"Man, shit!" Emmett snapped in anger.

I jumped. "What's wrong?" I asked in concern.

"They're doing it again." He said under his breath.

"Doing what? Who?" I asked, walking over to him.

He looked up at me and looked away. "My parents, they're trying to control my life again. The only reason they're having this dinner party is to get to know you. If they deem you okay, they'll allow me to see you, but if they deem you unworthy, well then….they'll say that I have to stop seeing you." Emmett sighed, rubbing his eyes with the heels of his palms.

Well shit, so much for getting a first good impression with the parents…