July 21
Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
Kankuro decided to get himself a pet fish.
He saw how much fun I was having with my Kaze and decided to get an animal friend of his own.
I thought he was going to get a pet goldfish or a pet rainbow fish . . .
. . . He ended up getting a pet piranha.
As soon as he brought it home and put it in a fishbowl, trouble ensued.
Specifically this: As soon as Gaara walked by the fishbowl, the piranha leapt out of the water and bit him in the arm.
Unfortunately for Gaara, he didn't have his sand shield up at the moment the biting happened.
Apparently, the color red is very enticing to that piranha.
Lesson learned: Don't wear red around easily enticed piranha.
He will bite you.
Oh and by the way, Kankuro named him Jaws . . .
Ha ha . . . Get it?
Your chuckling author,
Temari