The Tantalizing Tales of Temari

by SandsnakeQueen

This is Temari's journal. Read it if you dare! (Credit is given to the Kazekage of Suna, whose story "Signed From your Not So Loyal Author" inspired this story!:))

159. Fast Forward

July 25

Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .

Chuck Norris can fast forward LIVE TV!

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I always wondered what would happen if I had the ability to fast forward time.

I could speed up time to see what I'd look like when I'm old.

Hopefully I still would look . . . relatively beautiful. (Damn you wrinkles!)

I could speed up time to see if I'll ever marry Shikamaru. (Fingers crossed)

I could speed up time to see if Gaara will ever show a different expression on his face than from the one he usually wears.

. . . And he wonders why people think he's an emo Goth or something.

I could also speed up to see if Kankuro will ever get a stable girlfriend.

It would be enlightening, eye opening, and terrifying at the same time.

Now that I think about it . . .

Kankuro and stable girlfriend in the same sentence doesn't seem right to me.

Your wondering author,

Temari