August 16
Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back, Chuck Norris did.
What makes a man sexy?
Is it when he's at peak physical condition, with at least a good six pack to show off?
Is it when he's highly intelligent and able to solve any problem with just a few seconds of thought?
Is it when he caters to any need a girl has?
Is it when he shows off his artistic talents?
All guys are not the same.
What makes them sexy depends on the guy.
You can't really make a guy sexy . . . you'll just be forcing your ideas on him.
Get to know the guy before you start to think about what makes him sexy . . . That's it.
I know this doesn't sound like my usual kind of journal entry, but I got asked by the local newspaper to do an advice column that would be featured once every week in the paper. . .
. . . What is written above is just me trying to think out advice.
Kankuro thinks I shouldn't be giving advice.
Here's my advice to you Kankuro.
Fuck off.
Your advising author,
Temari