September 2

Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .

Chuck Norris' shadow is his sidekick.


Kankuro said that shadows and fans are stupid.

He said it straight to my face.

Can you guess what I did to him after he said that remark?

I beat him to an inch of his life.

I even used his puppets like a bat and swatted him like a fly.

I then shredded half his clothes with a very sharp butcher knife.

You should see the patterns I cut out of them. They're so cute.

When Gaara walked into the room after the mayhem was done, he instantly walked out, muttering to himself something about having an idiot brother.

Words well said Gaara.

I'm so glad he did not end up like him.

Your happy author,

Temari


P.S. I just realized that August 23, my birthday, passed . . . and I didn't write a journal entry for it.

Wow . . . I am forgetful.

Well . . . too late now.

It was fun though, so that was good . . .

I could balme Kankuro for my forgetfulness, but that would be mean.

Now I'm just babbling.

I'm off to bed.

Temari