December 24

Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .

Chuck Norris can eat chicken noodle soup with a knife.


It's currently Christmas Eve and I'm in my room right now, taking a break away from my brothers . . .

. . . My flu-infested brothers.

Kankuro got the virus when he paid a friend a visit in the hospital and he ended up giving it to Gaara when he 'accidently' coughed on him yesterday.

I think he coughed on him on purpose.

Gaara thinks so too . . . He hasn't spoken to him since he got infected.

Now I'm stuck wearing protective gear and taking care of my brothers on one of the happiest days of the year.

What luck huh?

The doctor told me that they're both going to be sick for at least a week . . .

. . . Which means I'm stuck taking care of them for a week.

I would probably pull a Naruto and create a shadow clone of myself to take care of them while the real me went out to have some fun . . . probably get drunk off eggnog or something.

. . . But no, I don't have the stamina and the chakra for that.

Merry Christmas to me indeed . . .

Your luckless author,

Temari