February 18

Chuck Norris fact of the day . . .

When Chuck Norris eats, his food screams.


Four days have passed since Valentine's Day and Kankuro is still chowing down on holiday chocolate.

No, he didn't get the chocolate from his fan girls . . . He doesn't have any.

Gaara gave all the chocolate he got from his fan base to him.

He told Kankuro he didn't want any of it and that he could take as much as he wanted.

He ended up taking all of it . . . All 800 pounds of Valentine's Day chocolate.

And he's still eating it to this day. He's not sick of it one of bit.

Gaara actually gave the chocolate to Kankuro because he feared that some of his hardcore fans may have . . . tainted it, but Kankuro doesn't need to know that.

As for me, I did get some gifts from Shikamaru for Valentine's Day, and he said in his last letter that he's visiting in a couple of days.

I also got some chocolate from my own fan base.

I didn't even know I even had a fan base.

I gave that chocolate to him too.

I'm not taking any chances.

From your cautious author,

Temari